paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

a-vulva-about-town:

slayboybunny:

i’m not an angry feminist i’m just a very disappointed in you feminist. go to your room and think about what you’ve done

((every male politician and ceo goes grumbling to bed))

swoosho:


Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;

omg .. it was actually online shop and i feel goddess <3 they have the most affordable dress in the world . omfg . tysm whoever you are.

swoosho:

Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;

omg .. it was actually online shop and i feel goddess <3 they have the most affordable dress in the world . omfg . tysm whoever you are.

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer.

(via babythc)

(Source: n4ughty-y)

fuckyeahthefabfour:

i wish my life was like the twist & shout scene in ferris bueller’s day off but if anything it’s more like the scene where cameron is hopelessly staring at that seurat painting while his friends are making out 

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it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one

itsstuckyinmyhead:

In honor of my 400th post and reaching 2,500 followers, I have decided to go completely of topic and give you this beauty. If you want more feel free to tell me.